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Uranus Could Never

Uranus Could Never

Regular price $49.00 AUD
Regular price $85.00 AUD Sale price $49.00 AUD
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Out of orbit. Onto your floor.

This rug brings interstellar chaos in the cutest way possible.
A hot pink planet with bright yellow stars and swirling blue rings, outlined in bold black like it jumped straight out of a comic book.
It doesn’t just add colour — it launches it across the room.

Perfect for space dreamers, cartoon addicts, or anyone who decorates like they’re designing a galaxy of one.


What You’re Actually Getting

🧵 Step-On Approved
Tufted acrylic that’s soft, plush, and made to be stepped on like it owes you rent. Not the scratchy, sad rug you grew up with — this one actually respects your feet.

🛑 Stable, Unlike You
Non-slip bottom = no sliding, no bunching, no accidental wipeouts. Stomp-friendly. Dance-proof. Floor grip on lock.

🧼 Cleaning's Not a Chore (For Once)
Vacuum it. Shake it out. Machine wash it if you’re feeling fancy. This rug doesn’t ask for much — just attention.

🎨 Statement Pieces Only
This rug doesn’t blend in. It doesn’t whisper. It doesn’t quietly sit in the corner. It crashes in like a meteor and makes the rest of your room catch up.

🏠 Put It Anywhere. We Don’t Judge
Next to your bed. Under your gaming chair. Front and centre in your creative chaos zone. Wherever the vibe needs a gravity shift — this rug delivers.

One size, full launch:

75x50cm — stellar, but grounded.

🛒 Add to cart. Your floor’s going cosmic.

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