Soft Surveillance

Cute, but unsettling. Soft, but suspicious.

This rug is looking at you. Literally.
A colour-pop fever dream with stares built in, this piece turns your floor into an abstract gallery of bold blocks, misfit cats, and chaotic little gremlins. You don’t know who they are, but they definitely know you.

Throw it under your desk, under the bookshelf, at your door, or anywhere you want some extra personality staring back.

What You’re Actually Getting

🧵 Step-On Approved
Tufted acrylic that’s soft, plush, and made to be stepped on like it owes you rent. Not the scratchy, sad rug you grew up with — this one actually respects your feet.

🛑 Stable, Unlike You
Non-slip bottom = no sliding, no bunching, no accidental wipeouts. Stomp-friendly. Dance-proof. Floor grip on lock.

🧼 Cleaning's Not A Chore (For Once)
Vacuum it. Shake it out. Machine wash it if you’re feeling fancy. This rug doesn’t ask for much — just attention.

🎨 Statement Pieces Only
This rug doesn’t blend in. It doesn’t whisper. It doesn’t quietly sit in the corner. It shows up, stares back, and dares your other decor to keep up.

🏠 Put It Anywhere. We Don’t Judge
Next to your bed. At your studio door. In your “I’m weird and I like it” nook. Wherever your floor needs a little more personality — this rug delivers.

Multiple sizes for different levels of emotional support:

• 50x80cm — the "I want to make a statement" energy

• 45x70cm — for full-floor impact

• 40x60cm — compact chaos

🛒 Add to cart. For loud rugs and louder floors.